I know that some of you out there reading this are actually proper folks, so you will have to excuse to slight vulgarity of this post, but the story must be told....
I walked in the bathroom this morning to do the daily routine. Everybody does it, so it's not that weird to talk about, right? anyhow, the deed was done and I went for the good ole TP, only this is what I got:
Now I don't know about you, but somehow it just seemed wrong to defile poor neko-chan by puttin' her 'tween the cheeks. I'm sure that PETA would have something to say about it. But that's not even the worst part..... If you will notice, Neko-chan is holding some strawberries. Yes, it's exactly what you are thinking - it smelled like strawberries.
.....why.....
when would you ever be in a situation where you would need scented toilet paper? Never in my life have I sniffed a piece of toilet paper. It's just not a good habit to get into. Well, I guess now I have sniffed toilet paper; but fear not, good people, it wasn't after the fact.
~LjD~
4 comments:
i want.
Here is the funny thing. After reading this, my first thought was "I can't wait to see Jesse's comment on this one!" Of course he was the first one to post a comment. Really, Jesse? You want?
Glad to know you are well taken care of, from top to bottom.=-)
does your abc smell like sweet strawberries? can i sniff?
All I can say is I really hope you get my name for Christmas.
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